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and adoring every sentence.

But I’ve got mandarin cheesecake and Adventure Time, and I’m happy to settle with that.

You withered mouth rejects a should-be refreshing drink. Your weary stomach panics with the presence of this cold, non-alcoholic liquid. The sun seems determined to burn your feeble body until you’re a puddle of straight alcohol. The humidity manages to clog your already slow and confused brain. And then your self-esteem chips at itself because you wasted a lovely day painfully lying inside, reciting your weekly vow that you will never drink alcohol ever again.

“He won’t be happy with that, he doesn’t like to lose.” - Every sports commentator.

If I was a sportsman I’d say that I hate winning and love to lose.

But do I’m not sure if I can spare 10 billion hours for a TV show I’ve already seen before.

They weren’t very bothered about it.

Now I sit on the edge of my seat for three:

1. Prometheus - June 1
2. The Amazing Spiderman - July 3
3. The Dark Knight Rises - July 20

When it rains, it pours.

I just met the most wonderful dog.

As a self-confessed logophile, I’m obsessed with this website.

And I sent this fabulous picture in gloating satisfaction to the losing parties.

and delighted I went. I’ll write a more comprehensive post about it later.

For now, I’m back baby - and firmly in control.

Off to Islay for two weeks to shoot the second part of the documentary. I shall have limited internet access, so will probably write about it all once I return.

So long until then.