Posts tagged cold

do i:

A) soldier on with an inflated chest and high chin, asserting, ‘i won’t let this cold hinder me at all!’ potentially perpetuating it.

or

B) accept my fate with a forlorn tear and watch as many episodes of Adventure Time as law allows.

my dad’s opinion of my coughing, cold-suffering mum.

how does Dr. Kawashima know it’s so cold outside on the days it is actually cold?

(and before anyone condescendingly comments: no, my DS is NOT connected to the internet, and has spent all day indoors.)

i’m far better at problem solving when suffering a cold. i’ve broken almost all my More Brain Training records this past week. how??????

can feel my throat slipping into the scraggily depths of a horrid, dank cold. and there is nothing i can do.

“i’m all blocked - you’re going to have to pop me. that’s right, sniff real hard - sniff so hard you’ll block a vein in your head. what’s that? no i’m not going to pop to that. try and wiggle your jaw around at odd angles. yep, so everyone on the bus thinks you’re a bit strange. no i’m not going to pop to that either.”

SUPER JAW SNIFF COMBO +560 points!

“okay i’ll pop.”

TEN MINUTES LATER.

“hey, so you popped your ear, but me, your loyal left ear, i’m all blocked…”